2 truths and 1 lie - I need your lies..! - Singletrack World Magazine May 27, 2011

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2 truths and 1 lie – I need your lies..!
ourmaninthenorth
Full Member

For a “team building” exercise at work (I know…) I need to come up with three statements about me, two being true and one being a lie.

You know what you need to do. Best one is selected and will be used….

Go forth..!

Posted 12 years ago

wwaswas
Full Member

“I never post on bicycle forums during company time”

Posted 12 years ago

TheSouthernYeti
Free Member

I spent 12 months in side.
I’m really a man.
I’m not at work today.

Posted 12 years ago

Fresh Goods Friday 700 - The censored edition

molgrips
Free Member

I have a good imagination.

Posted 12 years ago

DezB
Free Member

I live on the Isle of Wight

Posted 12 years ago

meehaja
Free Member

I’ve delivered a baby in a carpark.
I’ve built a cabinet from scratch.
I’ve fixed a strangers car at the side of the road.
I’ve killed.

Posted 12 years ago

ourmaninthenorth
Full Member

Subtle. I like (especially molgrips).

Posted 12 years ago

bigyinn
Free Member

The left half of your brain was disconnected when you were 8 months old.

Posted 12 years ago

trail_rat
Free Member

you used to be a man !

Posted 12 years ago

alexxx
Free Member

I’ve never seen Groundhog day
I’ve never seen Groundhog day
I’ve never seen Groundhog day

Posted 12 years ago

philconsequence
Free Member

you once helped a member of the royal family give birth using nothing but your teeth

Posted 12 years ago

Junkyard
Free Member

i dont like stupid team building exercises
i was made to go on this stupid course
I expect to learn f all from the half wit teaching me

Might fail the subtlety test but net it gets a reaction from them

Posted 12 years ago

godzilla
Free Member

Paul gadd was your babysitter.
Your in the guinness book of records.
Your agoraphobic.

Posted 12 years ago

theboycopeland
Free Member

I’ve won a Blue Peter Badge
I once served David Beckham (or other celebrity of choice) a happy meal
I have had an affair with a reality TV star
I sold my wedding pictures to OK magazine

Posted 12 years ago

LeeW
Full Member

On the same day, I have been both detained and wined and dined by the CIA.

Posted 12 years ago

molgrips
Free Member

I have stuck to the brief and included only one lie

Posted 12 years ago

DezB
Free Member

I haven’t

Posted 12 years ago

ourmaninthenorth
Full Member

molgrips – now that I like.

Posted 12 years ago

ourmaninthenorth
Full Member

godzilla – Paul Gadd one is good. He and I come from the same town.

Posted 12 years ago

ton
Full Member

(whilst talking on a internet chatroom) ‘yeah, i am a pretty muscular 13 stone man’

😀

Posted 12 years ago

samuri
Free Member

we did a smiliar thing last week.

I said I’d cycled 200 miles in one day and met Sean Connery.

Sadly they knew me too well and easy guessed it.

Posted 12 years ago

NJA
Full Member

I once came third in the (insert event of choice).

Makes it believable because you are not claiming to have won.

Posted 12 years ago

FAIL
Free Member

You once ate so much blackpudding that you got iron poisoning

Posted 12 years ago

stevehine
Full Member

“I’ve got a rare form of reverse diabetes and need to eat raw jelly cubes every day”

edit: this is more effective if you have a packet secreted about your person

Posted 12 years ago

_tom_
Free Member

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted 12 years ago

rustler
Free Member

I suffer frequent involuntary erections that can take up to 1 hour to deflate..

Posted 12 years ago

muppetWrangler
Free Member

I once helped to track and ultimately capture an ostrich

Posted 12 years ago

trickydisco
Free Member

I came 2nd in an air guitar competition in minehead

Posted 12 years ago

LeeW
Full Member

I’ve been nominated to carry the Olympic torch.

Posted 12 years ago

LeeW
Full Member

I was kicked out Navy for using too much Vaseline.

Posted 12 years ago

bikebouy
Free Member

I love You.
I adore You.
Your bum doesn’t look big in that.

Posted 12 years ago

molgrips
Free Member

I suffer frequent involuntary erections that can take up to 1 hour to deflate..

Lol 🙂

I like the idea of including several wildly unbelieveable claims and something horribly personally embarassing to watch them squirm as they use elimination to arrive at the uncomfortable conclusion.. 🙂

I wouldn’t care if they were all bolx to be honest 🙂 Having a laugh is better for ice breaking/team building than anything else.

Posted 12 years ago

willard
Full Member

I once caused a multi-car pileup on the M6 whilst trying to pleasure <insert Z-list celeb’s name here> on a footbridge using a cucumber.

Posted 12 years ago

muppetWrangler
Free Member

I have eaten dog.
I own a small part of the moon.
To this day i am still the holder of the district under 14’s 800 metres record.
I was an extra in Byker Grove.
I have one of Usain Bolts old running shoes, my sister has the other one.
I have never eaten a Jelly Baby.
I was first reserve on series 4 of Big Brother.

Posted 12 years ago

DaRC_L
Full Member

I was at Uni with Bin Laden
I lived next door to Fred West…

Posted 12 years ago

callous
Free Member

The cheque is in the post
I’m not about to cum
I washed it today

Posted 12 years ago

TurnerGuy
Free Member

“I have good people skills”

Posted 12 years ago

maccruiskeen
Full Member

Really if you want ideas for a good fib you have to tell us what your two truths are

Posted 12 years ago

bruneep
Full Member

I am TJ

Posted 12 years ago

mrsgrips
Free Member

I am MN ‘royalty’ (I could give you some names if you want…)

Posted 12 years ago