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Singletrack Forum » User Favorites: phildowling phildowling en-US Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:22:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://singletrackworld.com/forum/search.php JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-218598 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:26:34 +0000 JoeBones 218598@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ LOL Coyote on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-218437 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:43:10 +0000 Coyote 218437@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Thank very kin much djglover. Now I've got coffee all over my screen. JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-218222 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:42:29 +0000 JoeBones 218222@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ The dental plate is for orthodontic purposes! zaskar on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214968 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:18:41 +0000 zaskar 214968@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Smooth people...idiots. <blockquote>she then persisted to complain about the way I fart/scratch/take my dental plate out at bedtime.</blockquote> What are you 80? Manners dude. And learn how to treat a lady. coffeeking on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214405 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:01:52 +0000 coffeeking 214405@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Urinate? JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214363 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:50:37 +0000 JoeBones 214363@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ unt racing_ralph on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214283 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:26:36 +0000 racing_ralph 214283@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <5ft? JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214264 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:21:30 +0000 JoeBones 214264@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Rob, she is taller than me! JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214255 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:19:26 +0000 JoeBones 214255@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Chunky, not too bad, who are you? djglover on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214252 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:18:51 +0000 djglover 214252@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!</blockquote> Be reaching the vinegar strokes of a danger **** <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_twisted.gif" title=":twisted:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> racing_ralph on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214230 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:13:18 +0000 racing_ralph 214230@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ how small is this woman pete? RepacK on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214207 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:07:13 +0000 RepacK 214207@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ The older you get, the longer the list becomes.. <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_wink.gif" title=":wink:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> CaptainFlashheart on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214206 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:07:02 +0000 CaptainFlashheart 214206@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ RudeBoy......fkoff! <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_wink.gif" title=":wink:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> trailmonkey on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214203 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:06:53 +0000 trailmonkey 214203@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>Ran around trying to find a window. Was half out of the aforementioned glazed portal when.... "Good morning, you, thanks for last night, it was great..... Are in a hurry to get somewhere or something?"</blockquote> Was that the burly window cleaner at the window saying that to you Flash ? ChunkyMTB on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214200 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:06:13 +0000 ChunkyMTB 214200@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ How's life treating you Pete? epicyclo on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214187 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:03:41 +0000 epicyclo 214187@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>... so what is and is not acceptable when in bed with your girlfriend...</blockquote> Ask her to call your wife to say you'll be home soon? RudeBoy on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214183 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:03:28 +0000 RudeBoy 214183@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>"Good morning, you, thanks for last night, it was great.</blockquote> I believed you, up until that point... mcmoonter on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214175 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:02:29 +0000 mcmoonter 214175@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Ask why there is a cucumber under the pillow? CaptainFlashheart on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214168 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:00:57 +0000 CaptainFlashheart 214168@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ I once woke up and wanted a VERY quick exit (Long story, she was a looker, but I had already boffed her best mate, so it could have been awkward!) Flash hops out of bed, creeps around the place recovering clothing. Half dressed and in a hurry, I reached the door. Locked. From the inside. With a key. A key I didn't have. <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_eek.gif" title="8O" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> Ran around trying to find a window. Was half out of the aforementioned glazed portal when.... "Good morning, you, thanks for last night, it was great..... Are in a hurry to get somewhere or something?" <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_redface.gif" title=":oops:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> thisisnotaspoon on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214167 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:00:49 +0000 thisisnotaspoon 214167@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ t'was indeed, and a fit one at that <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> JulianA on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214154 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:57:48 +0000 JulianA 214154@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ A 'friend' eh, thisisnotaspoon? thisisnotaspoon on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214135 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:53:10 +0000 thisisnotaspoon 214135@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Ask them their name, That reminds me of a funny story, a frind slept with another friend, not knowing his name the morning after she hunted round his room till she found some post, and then proceeded to call him by a name only his mother used for the rest of the day till he put her out of her misery! Teetosugars on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214132 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:52:48 +0000 Teetosugars 214132@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>"Yeah, but I was thinking about your sister" </blockquote> Ahhh, the joys of rodeo Sex... Call her by her sisters name, and see how long you can stay on... <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_wink.gif" title=":wink:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> neverfastenuff on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214127 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:51:32 +0000 neverfastenuff 214127@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ "I can see why women need to wear make-up" CaptainFlashheart on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214124 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:50:00 +0000 CaptainFlashheart 214124@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ "Yeah, but I was thinking about your sister" retro83 on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214122 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:49:38 +0000 retro83 214122@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ call them by their mother's name ... doesn't tend to go down too well thisisnotaspoon on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214118 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:47:45 +0000 thisisnotaspoon 214118@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ tell them your only sleeping with them because they live in Sheffield so convenient for getting some inter ride lovin' during a weekends riding in the peaks. Ask whether they are up for a threesome with their housemate. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I'm sure I've soe said some other stupid stuff and gotten awy with it. sturmey on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214117 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:47:44 +0000 sturmey 214117@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Tell them you are turning the light on on a dark morning so they hide under the covers then fart instead!! Classic <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_wink.gif" title=":wink:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> aleigh on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214104 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:45:32 +0000 aleigh 214104@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ If you want a peaceful life you just don't say stuff like that to a woman at all IMO! <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_lol.gif" title=":lol:" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> JulianA on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214102 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:45:22 +0000 JulianA 214102@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <blockquote>To be fair she has a point, so what is and is not acceptable when in bed with your girlfriend</blockquote> Call her by the wrong name?! thisisnotaspoon on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214094 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:44:24 +0000 thisisnotaspoon 214094@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ on a more serious note it is not acceptable for you girls to eat a ridiculously hot and spicy meal, then feel the need for some loving without first washing your hands and brushig your teath aggggggggg it burns the deep burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thisisnotaspoon on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214088 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:42:52 +0000 thisisnotaspoon 214088@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ shag them then dump them JoeBones on "Waking up beside your girlfriend, what not to do!" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/waking-up-beside-your-girlfriend-what-not-to-do#post-214081 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:41:39 +0000 JoeBones 214081@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ The other morning I woke up beside my girlfriend, I said "your looking well" in a sarcastic way (her hair was all over the place) she replied "its hard, waking up beside perfection"! she then persisted to complain about the way I fart/scratch/take my dental plate out at bedtime. To be fair she has a point, so what is and is not acceptable when in bed with your girlfriend and have you ever woken up beside perfection?? norcbot on "F/S Soloist,cranks,forks,bars...." http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-soloistcranksforksbars#post-151903 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:07:05 +0000 norcbot 151903@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Any chance you still have the 83mm cranks. Swiftacular on "F/S Soloist,cranks,forks,bars...." http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-soloistcranksforksbars#post-124141 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:41:49 +0000 Swiftacular 124141@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Did the Boxxers sell? justa on "F/S Soloist,cranks,forks,bars...." http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-soloistcranksforksbars#post-123833 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:29:56 +0000 justa 123833@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ hello - did you ever sell the bontrager flat bars ? phildowling on "Trade- Rocky Mountain Cycles Demo Day this weekend" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/trade-rocky-mountain-cycles-demo-day-this-weekend#post-110167 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:18:16 +0000 phildowling 110167@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <a href="http://www.ride-bikes.com">Rocky Mountain Cycles </a>Our demo day is this weekend. Lakeside Farm Park, Blackmill South Wales. We'll have bikes from Trek, Gary Fisher, Whyte, Cannondale and Marin available for demo :D. So that little lot will include the Remedy,Roscoe,E120,Rize&Rush and the Mount Vision. Sounds like a good day out to me <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_biggrin.gif" title=":D" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> Please bring 2 forms of ID with you and your helmet. No Helmet No ride Directions can be found on our website. <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/untitled.jpg"> Gambo on "FS 2008 Cannondale Rush carbon" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-2008-cannondale-rush-carbon#post-85368 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:39:22 +0000 Gambo 85368@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ Still available. phildowling on "FS 2008 Cannondale Rush carbon" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-2008-cannondale-rush-carbon#post-76630 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:04:53 +0000 phildowling 76630@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/DSCF1371.jpg"> <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/DSCF1372.jpg"> <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/DSCF1373.jpg"> <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/DSCF1374.jpg"> <img src="http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo160/RockyMountainCycles/DSCF1375.jpg"> Any questions etc ask Gambo phildowling on "FS 2008 Cannondale Rush carbon" http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fs-2008-cannondale-rush-carbon#post-76535 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:52:42 +0000 phildowling 76535@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/ will be posting pics up on behalf of Gambo shortly <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_biggrin.gif" title=":D" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/>